Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot

Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof

by Ijistmasterballedauselessbird April 4, 2020

Master Salty

a female who scares people when disagreed with. The people she cares most about are the ones she treats the worst. Has difficulty expressing emotion constructively when aggravated. Be careful the salt is contagious.

Master salty got upset today when her boyfriend didn't have enough gas to take her to get her nails done. Master salty felt satisfaction while emotionally crippling her loved one.

by Insatiable me September 18, 2018

Snitch Master

one who has made a name for him/herself by running his/her mouth about and to the wrong people.

Best used out of context.

for other variations refer to "Snitchy, Snitch Queen, Snitch Bitch (only to be used when talking about old ladies), Snitchy Jones and Snitchy McSnitcherson."

"yo check out dat gurls turquoise slacks!" - Ryan
"she's walkin like a snitch master!" - Cara
"real talk, dusty" - Ryan

or

"bro, i got this snitch waiting in my crib" - Connor
"real talk?!" - Matt
"nah son, but on the real, can i hit you up for some bertolli and im tryin to jump bones" - Connor

by Matt (dusty) Smith July 19, 2010

Prestige Master

Plays call of duty all day and weighs in at 300 pounds, at least. Has never seen the sun.

Jim is a Prestige Master who has no life

by NonPrestigeMaster October 30, 2019

master b8

When an advertisement for a porn site pops up on your screen.

I tried to get some stuff done on the Internet, but some master b8 popped up and I spent the next the next thirty minutes in the bathroom.

by The All-Seeing Pie July 30, 2016

cling master

noun; master of cling pertaining to relationships in which one party is uber clingy fa sho

Ryan's such a cling master after wanting a long distance relationship after two days

by LaQuinta June 12, 2008

master spark

Big laser beam that touhou character Kirisame Marisa fires

random guy: “Oh hello there-“
Marisa: “get master sparked bitch”
Random guy:”AAAAAAAA”

by anti cringe club April 14, 2023