Maria

a total bitch who pretends to be your best friend just to dangle her hot boyfriend in front of your face... even though she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate.

Guy 1: Hey dude look its maria
Guy 2: Yeah i heard she's a total bitch
Guy 1: Really
Guy 2: Yeah she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate and is a total bitch to her best mate
Guy 1: Ouch dude
Guy 2: Hey the truth is brutal

by GLEEK02380 August 24, 2011

Maria

The Women On Those Mexican Breast Boosting Pill Commercails. Maria Was Once Not Pretty Due To Her Small Breast Size. She Is Currently Every Guys Fantasy After Taking Pill To Boost Her Breats

Danny: Mira Quien Es Ella?
Ixia: Esa es Maria La Que No Te Gustaba
Danny: Pero Que Se Hiso
Ixia: Se Grando El Busto
Danny: WOW!!!


Danny: Damn Who Is That?
Ixia: Thats Maria The One You Didn't Like
Danny: But What She Do To Herself
Ixia: She Boosted Her Breast
Danny: WOW!!!

by Bilatinoboy March 13, 2009

Maria

A young age woman who is 'cultural', but still white AF. Has two children before the age of 25, so she know's her shit and doesn't take shit. Make you take your shoes off in the house. Knows all the newest trends. Drives a Mazda. Marias will talk to the manager, the manager's manager, and if need be, the founder of the company. Will also tell you the truth, give you the most genuine compliments, and make you tea.

"Omg she wants to talk to the manager, but she's being nice... so I dunno if she's a Karen."
"It's cause she's a Maria."

by aphrocat January 10, 2020

Maria

A Maria will be so fun to be around. She laughs like no other, she will definitely make you smile ear to ear. Maria's can get crazy and are huge goofballs. Sometimes its hard to open up, but when she does you know that she really trusts you. Never let a maria down. Let a Maria be a Maria, they do what they want.

boy 1: Omg is that Maria?
boy 2: Yeah! I heard shes so cool!
boy 1: Shes definitely mine though!!

by oiesgjweiojgrwiojgwiorjg August 20, 2020

Maria

the nickname of someone if they're constantly having something stolen, "borrowed", or taken

"Did you see how Molly had her passport stolen? Someone pulled a Maria on her."

by teamvolturi December 23, 2009

Maria

Cringest person to exist straight up no cap.

Maria is so bad at overwatch

by CNG123 September 29, 2021

Maria

The hottest Girl you have ever seen. Originating from either Spanish or Russian background, she a rare traveller as her extended family lives too far away. Big Tits and a thick ass makes all the guys running for her. Her tough parents always pushing her to be her best academically and physically, which all just makes her better in bed. With low self-confidence and a sexy body, she is the perfect specimen to cuddle up with on a cold winters night by a warm fire. Her favourite position is doggy and backwards-cowgirl and will happily rub your dick at work, or take a full creampie and facial and day of the week.

Wow look at that girl with that sweet ass and giant tits!

Yeah, that's Maria

by Sean Armstrong2 June 20, 2020