Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.

Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"

by innocent_devil July 25, 2020

manchester scum

United fans who still believe their team is great

Let's go watch the Manchester scum embarasss themselves again

by Vynnee November 11, 2020

Machete

An instrument that divides shit.

He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Manchester communication academy

This is the place where all students catch cases on a daily. All the girls are loudies but the boys all beg to be on “road” and try pull every gyal coming there way.

Wanna catch a case?
Sure let’s go manchester communication academy that’s noddy central

by Wedjie January 2, 2021

Machete

A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.

Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.

by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021

Manchestering shit

When with a group of people drinking or chilling while driving or sitting around and one or more individuals are fucking around with a bunch of random shit not knowing why with no apparent reason because they are intoxicated

Why are you manchestering shit

by Crzy1beautiful May 1, 2021

Manchester Spikefield

Thumbtacks up the bottom.

I Manchester Spikefielded him last night.

by CapTouhou November 4, 2021