Melted Cheese

An expression used when something is good in a satisfying way. Similar to 'cool beans' but more commonly used within a sentence as opposed to as being an individual phrase.

The game last night almost made me cry it was so good. The melted cheese of all games!

Have you seen that guy's shirt?
Melted cheese.

by DoppioCioccolato May 10, 2023

Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.

Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.

by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023

melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

Maltesers

A chocolate candy that looks like a black man’s bald head.

Ever have Maltesers before? They’re the best. And they look like that niggas bald head.

by CaptainPete2024 November 12, 2023

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Maledril

A 5'1 Filipino teen whose swagger radiates like a disco ball at high noon. He flexes his biceps at passing clouds as if challenging the sky to an arm-wrestling match, all the while wearing a grin that suggests he’s on the verge of announcing his candidacy for galactic overlord. In every mirror he encounters, he strikes a pose so dramatic it could rival a telenovela finale, because in his world, nothing outshines the star of the show.

Bring febreeze, Maledril.

by logitechmouyse February 2, 2025

Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025