marcos

better than tera

tera is a big poop and marcos is not

by faker-facker April 4, 2017

Marcos

Possibly one of the best people in the world, everyone wants to be friends with him, sometimes he is called a chick magnet, because of all the girls he attracts, it is very rare to find a Marcos out in a normal setting

Friend 1 "Dude, you see that guy over there?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, he has to be a Marcos

by MaR_95 May 15, 2018

Marcos

A cool guy that will make you want more of him. He has good come backs, Loves joking around, and has confidence (but not too much) that makes you fall deep in love. When you have a guy like this, just never,ever, ever, betray him.

You: Marcos is so cute, only if he were mine ):

by Lapapi May 28, 2018

Marcos

The cutest and strongest guy you’ll ever meet, Marcos is the whole package. Marcos’s pack a mean 10 inches of raw schmeat. Marcos’s have a burning passion for minions, owning nearly all of the merchandise. Marcos will play video games like it’s a religion. Marcos’s have the best hair you’ll ever see in your lifetime to go along with that stunning six pack. You’d be lucky to have Marcos as a boyfriend but be careful cause he is drowning in females of all ages (watch out for your grandma). Marcos can bench 800 lbs with ease, squatting 1,300 no biggie. The raw schmeat could keep you afloat all night. I simply cannot compliment the pulsating, gargantuan of schmeat that Marcos’s behold. Marcos is a keeper for life, never let him go. You could get lost in The ocean that is Marcos’s eyes. You’ll fall in love with him instantly. Oh and did I mention the absolute masculinity of his throbbing, giant, schmeat. Get you a man named Marcos.

Girl 1: woah have you seen that dudes schmeat, it’s massive!!
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos

Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍

by Bruh2012 March 11, 2020

Marcos

Pedi who takes the name of his victims.

damn marcos stolded my goddamn kid

by patricia morarez October 14, 2020

MacOS X

Apple's newest OS running on UNIX. The most stable OS ever, and has won several awards including Time magazine's Software of the Year. Something that makes PC users jealous and feel inferior, so they act like it is terrible.

I owned a PC for 3/4ths of my life, until i bought a Mac with MacOS X, and it has never crashed once.

by cattle April 12, 2004

Macromuncher

Person who takes pleasure in the chewing of Pubic hair.

Dude - I had no idea you were a MacroMuncher!!

by GHR April 23, 2006