Lump

Lump is a useless husband who doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, or doesn't do household chores.

When I got home today, Lump was playing videogames and hadn't fed the kids.

Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.

by Evelle1 January 25, 2017

LUMP SATISIFIER

someone with a nice rounded buttery cream puff (pussy) and nice cherry donuts on top (boobs) and some nice cream buns (ass) that you just wanna eat up and beat up starting off with your tongue licking up the buttery cream puff up and down until it spurts out whipped cream on your face then start licking the cherry donuts then start nibbling on the cream buns until she says "ouch what the fuck are you doing?!" then slap her in the face.

Josh : I gave a girl the LUMP SATISIFIER
Sarah: yeah thanks it was nice.
Josh: your a hore Sarah.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 1, 2018

Luuminay

If You Have A Friend Named Luuminay, She Is The Nicest And Most Funniest Friend You'll Have. Yeah She Might Have The Spelt Wrong Thing Under Her Name But She Still Exists And Has That Name. Her Name Is Not Weird It's Unique And So Are Her Interest Like She Can Like Billie Eilish One Day And Like Zodiac Signs The Rest Of Her Life. Your Never Bored With Her Because She Can Think Of Anything To Do.

Sam: "Hey Your Name Has The Spelt Wrong Sign Under It Again. "
Luuminay: "Nah That's Fine I'm Used To It."

by S. I. G 666 March 10, 2020

Pineapple Lump

An Indian/Sri-Lankan who woman who has blond moments. Named so after a chocolate covered confectionary which has a yellow pineapple flavoured centre, i.e. Brown on the outside and Blond on the inside

Savitri is such a pineapple lump.

by b2dnz October 18, 2011

nigga lump

Where the nigha is raping a white woman and he is fucking her ass like a nigga would do

I'm gunna nigga lump her tonight

by Tobybigewilly January 27, 2017

Lump

a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for sex by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy

Hey, is Sean going to bring his lump over tonight? Doesn't he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?

by yo ma March 7, 2003

Lumpkin

Lumpkin:To give or recieve a blowjob, while taking a shit on the toilet.

"dude did you hear how Austin got a lumpkin from Kyli?" "ya Garyn told me about it, thats BAMFin"

See B.A.M.F in dictionary

by Joe Bamf August 2, 2006