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Rocket launch

The Rocket Launch when you're about to cum and the girl flips onto her back and opens her mouth and while you're finishing sneezes rocketing you're cum onto your ballsack and headbutting your ass cheeks
I thought I'd try something new until I had to sneeze and ended up rocket launching him.
by Novastrikr November 2, 2019
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Discus-Launched Glider

A type of glider that belongs to the f3k category of RC model competition, launched like discus by human force and is propeller-free
That guy launches up to 200 feet with his DLG (discus-launched glider)
by Lololololol9527 December 16, 2019
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goose launcher

When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face
“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night
by wooshoe August 6, 2020
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Sony Launch Syndrome

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.
We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.
by xyzentw November 22, 2020
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Smeg launcher

Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun
Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun
by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020
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Rocket launcher

A weapon that launches rockets.
The girl that usually sat behind an office desk that everybody in her unit thought was just a typing and office specialist wasn't just trying to kill the guy, she was trying to blow him up with a rocket launcher. If she missed, she had a cache of 5 rocket launchers buried somewhere.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021
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