Whiskey Locker

Secretive Facebook page only for Marines and ‘Greenside’ Corpsmen. A literal ‘weapons free’ zone on Facebook. Anything and everything is allowed except for people being whiny bitches and reporting other peoples posts. We encourage shit talking, motivation, titties, memes, brotherhood and titties! Fuck you…..

"I got invited and accepted into the Whiskey Locker. Let's not fuck it up like those idiots at Marines United. Here's a picture of my wife's titties. Fuck you!"

Whiskey Locker by Echo 5 Charlie-HMFNIC August 28, 2017

turd locker 

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...

girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.

turd locker by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009

locker speak 

Locker speak is a language used by high schoolers to annoy their friends and to talk about inappropriate stuff without adults being aware. In locker speak, locker means penis and cheese means vagina. There are about 100 terms in locker speak and more are added every day through a seconding system that only certain people can use. A facebook page compiles all of the words (but the English translations aren't there--you have to figure them out yourself.)

"Is that a staple?"
"Yes. Is that locker speak?"
"Yes. Is that great?"
"I hate you."

"Can iiii locker grip teeth?"
"You need to get laid."

"Did you wake up this morning?"
"Yes..."
"Oh, I didn't know that you were gay!"
"Didn't you wake up?"
"No, but I did peel my potatoes..."

"I'm a srik. Are you a srik?"
"Yeah, I'm a shrik."
"You love Canada?"

locker speak by lockerspeak December 9, 2008

lockdown 

when you literally cannot do anything involving socializing. you cant do anything but breathe eat, sleep, clean, and look(IE going to the school dance, going out with your friends, doing anything remotely fun) lock on lock

sorry cayla. i cant go to the mall im on lockdown

lockdown by lockerslife August 20, 2013

locker box 

the act of two or more people fighting in a locker room each with a pair of hockey/lacrosse gloves and a lacrosse/hockey helmet.

Yo, i just heard that billy and bob locker boxed in the locker ailes. Apperantly, Billy won in the 3rd round

locker box by teen persian May 3, 2009

Locker Burn 

Wear and tear that the daily use of books, binders, and backpacks receive from being shoved into lockers.

"Dude, my history book has some locker burn... half of the pages are missing!"

"I'm going to need a new backpack... look at this locker burn."

"Dude, look at all your stuff! You had a locker inferno with how much locker burn you are rockin'."

Locker Burn by Xexeter February 27, 2010

Lockergating 

The act of buying a crappy school breakfast and then eating at your locker before the third bell rings. Another daily act of lockergating is giving your milk to Bowen.

- Did you see Alexander and Xavierdamus lockergating yesterday?

-- Yeah I did, what of it?

- Nothing.

Lockergating by Xavierdamus September 1, 2011