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chode loaf

A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;
hey hensworth, you have a chode loaf watch out.
by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008
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onion loaf

My ideal guy? Give him a fake tan and an onion loaf and he's a dreamboat.
by Nadradec July 24, 2015
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duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.
Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.
by Giblets. July 23, 2018
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bannana walnut loaf

The deleicute art of forcfully putting your member (your pennis) in a female ass. Then putting the twins (your balls) in her baby hole.
Mike totally bannana walnut loafed his bitch last night
by Notched Johnson February 13, 2009
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cutting a loaf

Squeezing one's anus to "snip" the excrement that is leaving your bowels.
when a poo is dangling and you squeeze your anus to make the exiting poo drop it is known as cutting a loaf.
by coindealercornwall.co.uk April 14, 2015
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Pony Loaf

1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver

2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.
Thomas was never allowed to kiss his girlfriend on the lips after she pony loafed him
by Anthony Marty January 23, 2009
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Loara

A girl’s first name. Either pronounced like Laura or as Lou ara. A type of shy person but can be extroverted with people they’re close to. They’re likely to be a dedicated Kpop fan. A type of person who would stay with friends for a long time. Their only friends are either Kpop fans as well or people who talk to them first.
Loara, did you really stay up for a comeback/debut of insert Kpop band?
by AnonymousPerson0325 April 20, 2019
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