As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.
Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
by DrWolf April 28, 2010
Term attached to any male friend who repeatedly is unable to "man-up" in a variety of life situations.
When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.
Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.
Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"
Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.
Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"
by TopShelf72 August 11, 2009
When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.
I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!
by 100%Real May 06, 2015
Not having the ability to either erect or utilise ones penis to penetrate the accompanying private parts of the opposite sex.
John: "Dude did Jimmy hit that fine ass broad last night?"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"
by Tony Titan March 06, 2014
by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016
When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.
by Trannyplus1 February 19, 2011
John: I met this bird at a party the other night. I took her home to smash her pasty but she was on the blob so I ended up giving her a dirty pimp limp.
Dave: Top drawer mate.
Dave: Top drawer mate.
by Doombadger October 26, 2010