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lava lamp

A device used by the US government to hypnotise innocent hippies looking for something cool to look at while tripping on LSD.
You see, it first started back in the 60's when the US government was developing a new prototype mind control device. They finished it, and it ended up looking like a rocketship filled with water and oil. Rather cheap design for a mind control device. Anyway, they distributed it amongst local normal teenagers, along with a drug called LSD. They gave the teens LSD, and advised them to stare at the "lava lamp" The result was the kids immediately wanting to be peaceful and rebelling against the government. This created a huge wave of protesting minions called "hippies," see, hippies. Finally, when the government's army was complete, they waited to give the signal in 1967 for all the minions to gather and do LSD together, and wipe out all their brains, and create a huge army of minion zombies to send into the Vietnam war. The government's code name for this act was the "Summer of Love." Unfortunately, the government's plan backfired, and all the hippies revolted, raising their lava lamps into the air, and marched and protested going to war. The government still today denies that they had anything to do with the invention of the lava lamp or LSD.
Government: Here kids take this lava lamp, and this acid.
Kids: Ok man, sure.
Government: YES YES!!! MUAHAAHAH NOW MY PLAN IS COMPLETE!!
Kids: WOA, this is cool!!!! I see flowers... and beads.... and flowers... and woa that lava lamp is cool.
by The Ultimate Membrane dude October 19, 2004
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New Zealand Lava Lamp

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.
by The Fookin Champ August 6, 2010
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lava

Molten rock that has ben extruded from a subterranean reservour(magma chamber) onto the earth's surface. Many factors are involved in determining how forceful is ejected onto the surface, but the silica content seems to be a large determing factor. The higher the silica, the thicker the melt, which causes dissolved gases to become trapped inside crystal lattices within the melt, which means...KABOOM!!
Cascade volcanoes have a relatively high proportion of dissolved gases, which often makes their eruptions explosive
by zook July 7, 2005
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lavda

To Vinay jaam lavdu aahe. => That Vinay is a dick.
by Dokyaalaa Shot November 12, 2003
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Lava Flow

A girl rides a guy while knowingly on her period...he cums inside of her and she squeezes out a mixture of her blood and his cum all over his dick...like a mixture out of a yogurt machine...thus creating LAVA FLOW.
Here it cums!!!!!!! Lava Flowwwwww!! Oh no...It hasn't burst for years like that!!! Watch out for magma! Or Smegma! Runnnnnnnnn!
by Seth Green Lookalike April 5, 2009
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Lavi

Character from anime/manga D.Gray Man with orange hair and a hammer that changes size as his innocence. He is also a Bookman (in training).
Quotes:

"YUU-CHAN ARE YOU TH...Well isn't this a pretty picture Baka-Usagi"-Lavi to Kanda Yuu

"I thought Allen's left eye was a pretty handy thing but actually when I saw the raw soul of that Akuma I could honestly say I wouldn't want to have that eye. It was pretty rough. I felt so sick I couldn't eat for a while. The world that he sees it as...It's hell."- Lavi to Allen

"'Lavi' is the 49th alias, with just what number the alias I was I went and viewed battles. The 'hidden history' is handed down from person to person and excluded from the historical fact." - Lavi

"1 year, 2 years, the time spent at the Order passed on. I soon came to the point where I didn't know whether my smiling face was a lie or not" -Lavi

"Don't be taken by the war. We are only on the Order's side 'by chance' all for the sake of recording history" -Bookman to Lavi

" 'You' are a failure as a Bookman, 'Lavi' - Lavi's Alter ego to Lavi

"It's dinnertime Allen!! Dinnertime!!... Just wait and see, If allen's hungry he'll come running in an instant"-Lavi
by Tora-Nanashi June 27, 2009
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butt lava

Diarrhea. Not just your average diarrhea either. This is the kind that explodes out of your ass and leaves your butthole chapped for the next few days. It is a hot, burning diarrhea that smells worse than vomit. This is as bad as it gets.
I ate at Denny's tonight. I think I am going to have the worst butt lava tomorrow. I better take some imdodium.
by Absolom7691 September 3, 2006
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