magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

the lazer

When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.

Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")

by Wesley!! April 24, 2009

ass lantern

a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass

good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out

by the greesy man with big nutts May 23, 2011

Saint Francis Lancers

the place for the richest, prettiest, smartest, and most attractive people in the bay area. If you drive through the parking lot you see mercedes, lexus, and even jaguars. The kids live in crazy houses and most of the Mom's are country club Mom's. The average girl is a size 2 and there is a reason kids come there by train, bus, and lots of times have to go on three freeways. They are the best school in WCAL and are WAY better than mitty, pres, shp, shc, serra, and of course the bells. Lancers are tough, smart, beautiful and athletic. There is a reason the other schools hate them, because Saint Francis wins in everything.

Those Saint Francis Lancers are the best kids around.

by beach lover May 27, 2009

Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003

Langer banger

A threesome sex move that involves two girls engaging in a sexual manner ( giving a hand job or blow job) while the guy takes a shit. This is very close to a blumpkin, the main difference being the fact that there are two girls instead of only one.

Those two sluts just gave him a langer banger. He's a fucking champ.

by Langer banger 4 April 21, 2010

Lancer Chick

Typical Mitsubishi Lancer driver: Very tiny, blonde female who wears huge sunglasses that never come off(even when giving head). Has a very high pitched voice which resembles that of a mouse. Also yaps on her cell phone non-stop to random people.

Mr. Moneybags: Is that Lancer Chick?
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.

by Rick"Everyday I'm Hungry"Ross October 24, 2011