kardashiwank

The act of being horny but tired to the point that you can only be bothered to Google Kim Kardashian for a cheeky five knuckle shuffle.

I was knackered last night so I just had a Kardashiwank.

by Mr AAnderson July 29, 2016

Kardashian'd

Extreme plastic surgery of the buttock or breast.

"Did you see Brittany?"
"Yeah, man. Her titties are so Kardashian'd!"

by CaptainThickStick123 May 26, 2016

kardashian snow blower

The act of placing cocaine around a person's anus and simultaneously inhaling while they fart, thus creating an invigorating sensual experience.

I gave that b**** a Kardashian snow blower....B****** love Kardashian snow blowers!

by samIam309 January 23, 2017

kardashian

what you would use to mop the floor a janitors mop bucket aka girl friend

hay girl come i need you to clean my dance floor. keep in mind this is after a party never ever try watching keeping up with the kardashians

by dynamix691 March 20, 2017

kardassian

A woman with an ass as big as one of the kardashians. Kardassian refers to the shape and figure of a woman's ass to be extremely large and disproportionate to the remainder of thier frame.

"Look at that Sexy kardassian over there!!!"

by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 31, 2017

Kardashian’s Playbook

Where one uses all types of tricks and lies for publicity.

“You see how Carrie Underwood kept hyping her face injury right before her ACM performance, but she just ended up looking amazing?”

“Yeah she got dat out of the Kardashian’s Playbook.”

by Starmel April 16, 2018

Kardashians

Like palm trees. They're pretty but do what purpose do they serve?

Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Guy2: Haha palm trees

Guy 1: What?

by fattynooblife June 27, 2018