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knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
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knowledgity.

Knowledgity - someone or something that actively pursues greater knowledge with humility and compassion. The cycle repeats with the sharing of information indiscriminately to others who also give and receive with humility. The wealth of knowledge is never to be stored. Its true purpose is to be a part of making the world slightly better every time.

The words origins come from an amalgamation of 2 words , liquidity and knowledge.
Thank you for sharing your knowledgity.
by BillyDickens May 25, 2022
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knowledgeable-ized

the state of having given oneself knowledge.
"I'm so impressed with how well you've knowledgeable-ized yourself on this subject!"

"Wow that chick was so knowledgeable-ized about football!"
"Yea that's SOOOO hot."
by Nikkilatopus July 1, 2012
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Droppable knowledge

The amount (volume) of overcomable space between the lips and the gag reflex in women. A precise measurement needed to gauge compatibility between mouth and penis.
Damn Sheila got a big ass mouth. I wonder what is the ratio of droppable knowledge to dead space is?
by I. Dyddertwyce May 11, 2023
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Backpocket knowledge

Backpocket knowledge consists of useless facts that serve no purpose but are still interesting to know nonetheless
Group of smart people: *having an intense conversation about the universe*
Bob: Leaves are green because they have chlorophyll.
Group: Thank you bob for sharing your backpocket knowledge with us.
by TheBigBlackOne May 20, 2017
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Knowledge

The essence of the universe. Knowledge, (also known as cum) revolves around the creation that is all that is.
Teacher: It is my job to spread knowledge to all of you
Student: *fucking dies*
by yeeeeeeeeeeety November 12, 2021
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Knowledge shopping

Person who uses others knowledge as there own for commercial purposes, without paying person or persons for knowledge accrued
John offered an interview to a candidate through a recruitment agency So that he could find out how to design a square, because he'd never designed a square before, and didn't want to get sacked by his boss for a lack of skills and knowledge he couldn't be bothered to update. So John knowledge shopped the skills from an undergraduate pretending he had a job on offer when he didn't. This practice is called knowledge shopping.
by Samhall June 19, 2015
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