keller

(v)-to have sex with someone who is underage an regret it afterwards due to negative repercussions

Wow, I can't believe that you want to keller her, that's kinda risky don't you think?

by Mike jsihaiongadhsoih July 30, 2008

Kelley

Kelley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Kelley is the funniest girl and always knows how to make someone smile. If you ever find a kelley don't give her up because Kelley is one of the most attractive girls ever. Kelleys always have the greatest personalities.

Wow did she see kelley how good Kelley looked today?

Kelley looks so hot when she plays soccer!

by Swagdontcomecheap August 23, 2014

kegloo

an igloo made of kegs, usually constructed around a new whiny general manager's car at a restaurant with many beers on tap

"Last night we built made a kegloo that blocked the new guy's car... what a tool"

by Rufus Caliente January 11, 2008

Hellen Keller

A drink that is generally consumed in the form of a shot. It consists of equal parts Gin and Tequila and is garnished with a lemon or lime.

Careful there, too many Hellen Keller's in one night can cause you to act like her the next morning!

by Xabu September 9, 2011

Keelon

A demon of old religion. Rarely are survivors seen and never are they returned to their proper time. This demon brings his victims into his "games" of which survival is the only victory.

Keelon just owned you!

by Fallen Ranger February 4, 2006

Mitch Kelley

When a man/guy has a crazy obsession for another women/girl and looses all of his friends over this one obsession for a girl and the girl hates him in return.

Wow, my friend is being such a Mitch Kelley

by knoppixxx April 25, 2009

Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008