tea kramer

often refers to a mentally unstable person known for his/her outbursts of petty and worth-loathing violence. Without much success in life such individuals will try to establish themselves as beautiful or stylish. They,however,resemble a horse in most cases and cause embarrassment as one doesn't know whether to feed them a carrot and stroke their mane or not.

Dude1: Wow! Look at that horse go mental.
Dude2: Yeah,he's pulling a tea kramer.

by missoctober April 25, 2010

karamazov

Coffee slut. Chick that accepts no money for sexual favors, and really, really digs coffee.

"Anne is a total karamazov"

by Zach Parkes January 15, 2007

Karamazov law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
e.g. If a relationship looks amazing on Instagram, it is likely near breaking point in reality.

"My buddy married a bridezilla. They are still together 10 years later. She posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice, it's a classic example of the Karamazov law"

by KindaTallGuy January 7, 2021

kramers

i do not like them sam i am

no i dont

by eric frost June 7, 2003

Krammylish

a language noone but the speaker understands

anything kristen say

by D shus December 6, 2004

Hot Kramer

The hottest girl in the entire world! And I mean HOTT! The kind that makes you grin ear-to-ear when she comes around, or you get butterflies in your stomach just thinking about her!

I'm in love with Amandy!

by Cap't Underpants October 5, 2004

Kramered

To instantly be recognized as the finest “Bitch” within any public setting.

She totally was kramered when she walked in here.

by brdatwork September 1, 2008