Knife the watermelon

A task so easy that even 9 year olds playing COD could do it.

Student 1:Wow that quiz was easy
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon

Student 1:What?

by Tyf555 March 16, 2021

gents knife

An abbreviated version of gentleman's knife

A gents knife should be non threatening-looking, small and classy enough to not look out of place in an office and with formal attire.

A rule of thumb for blade length of a gents knife is less than three inches (as to not scare the sheeple)

by caranpaima April 2, 2012

Real Knife

Definitely not a toy knife, neither a full one.

Real Knife

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

Knife trick

A better way of saying you're gonna cut yourself.

Me:I'm gonna do a knife trick
Friend: Don't do that! I care about you!

by Fans decide February 17, 2023

mustard on a knife

When u shit on ur cat

Shaquille o’Neal: oh damn I done shitted on my cat again.
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude

by TheReturnOfSusFather October 13, 2020

Mack the knife

To sneakily surprise your significant other while they are sleeping by suddenly stabbing your penis into their anus at night. Quick, Efficient, and sneaky, just like the real Mack The Knife

“I heard Andrew he pulled a Mack the knife on his girlfriend Jenny Diver to surprise her”

by Dr retard September 4, 2022

Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster

Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”

by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022