jungle muff

A woman with a large unruly pubic hair patch.

Damn the bitch needs to shave that pussy, she's got jungle muff in her panties.

by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

Jungle trot

This is what Twitter's racist Dengoids call maoists hiding in the Philippines' jungles while calling them trotskyites for being anti-China. Some twit also used "Jungle Whacko/s".

cHIna gOoD, anTI chinA lEfTists bAD. I hate those jungle trots like I hate CIA anarkiddies and Voowwshh. China will be socialist by 2100, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

by Dream John August 29, 2021

Jungle

A very hairy vagina that needs a lawn mower to cut. Lazy or natrual women let their hair grow and it becomes a jungle. If she asks you to go down on her makes excuses like your washing your hair or you've lost your tounge. Sometimes you will get hair stuck in your teeth if she has a jungle downstairs. Reccomendations are to wax or shave. I would wax as they deserve to go through pain after putting you through the pain of licking their wig.

"would you like to lick my pussy?" "No I would need a map in that jungle"
"I'm just gonna bash the bishop over this old woman who has a jungle" "you need to see someone mate"

by WayneInzane October 9, 2009

jungle finger

When a white or brown man dates two or more black girls consecutively.

Demarcus: "Damn, that nigga be gettin black pussy everyday!"

John: "He got jungle finger."

by DNiggerLittle August 19, 2008

jungle beaner

one who hails from the country called brazil; normally have curly hair, light to medium tan skin, and prefer cock

Jungle beaners live in the heart of the Amazon, they don't have souls.

by Gonz-a-relli August 5, 2009

Reverse Jungle Fever

The opposite of jungle fever. It's when a black girl Finds a strong sexual pull to a white guy(or girl) and ends up only sleeping with white people

Guy 1: Ever since she slept with that one white guy, she haven't even touched another black guy, it's like jungle fever, but reversed.

Guy2: so… Reverse Jungle Fever

by Ljones23 June 27, 2017

jungle hog

A morbidly obese individual with a rather "festive" style of dress. The female form is more common and can often be found at bars, dressed like a runway model (albeit in size 1000) and waiting for men to achieve the requisite state of intoxication for her mauling attempts to succeed.

Often, jungle hogs wear boob tubes, low-cut tops, mini-skirts and other such clothes that should be reserved for more attractive members of the population.

"I was out the other night and this jungle hog kept trying to hit on me!"

"Oh my look at that jungle hog! Why would anybody that fat wear a mini skirt?"

by SuperTrooper December 30, 2007