Juan Carlos

Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!

Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.

by The carls September 26, 2019

juan miguil

He is ugly and sad. He is also lonely but everyone is always around him. His name is Texas chilly bowl

Friend: hey look at that guy. He's so Juan miguil
Friend 2: I know right

by Texaschillybowl August 10, 2017

The Mighty Juan

While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.

Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.

by revengeiskey January 19, 2016

Juan Valdez

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty

"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."

by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009

Juan Pablo

He is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny being created by God.

He also has a big dick.

I wish Juan Pablo choked me.

by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021

molly-juan

Molly-Juan is the most trendy girl alive. She is in juanation which makes her 10000000000x better. She is married to Matt Daddario, and they have the hottest British child alive. She also loves reading weird books about death.

Molly-Juan has the best shimmy in the world. " wow is that Molly-Juan over there doing the shimmy?"

by Juanita/Juanation September 15, 2017

anuder juan

someone saying another one in spanish

"i love dj khaled" "yeah me too anuder juan"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016