Jordan

A unit of measurement: specifically, the smallest measurable unit of work.

"This place is a mess! Has anybody done any work in here?"
"Jordan, just about."

by Fles September 21, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a man with high hopes. He has this one girl he can never get off of his mind. He is the best team player ever. Everyone wants him as a best friend. He knows how to get his girls. And he always knows how to make someone feel extra special about themselves

I wish I were a jordan

by Poetmama December 17, 2018

Jordan

A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :

Bozo: She’s perfect... Me: Yeah she’s definitely a Jordan.

by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021

Jordan

A very annoying person who is a tattletale and is very full of themselves. They can also usually be gay, lezz or tranz in their own natural way
This word can only be used in a negative way

You are a very jordan person please stop your unkind actions.

by Itsurboi123 December 22, 2019

Jordan

There are many people in the world and many whom read definitions from Urban Dictionary. Now, my definition may fit many but it is dedicated to only one. When encountering Jordan, you may think little of him because of his bad usage of vocabulary and his unfriendly insults. All in all this is only for him wanting to be remembered as something at school and not just as one of the many whom attended his school. His image at school is not of that of in a mirror. He wants to fit in having to change himself completely. Reflecting on that when leaving the building and off the bus, away from his fellow communicators, he is more than ever. He's kind to everyone and just pleads to spread a smile or even a laugh from them. He wants to see them well an joyful. He understands knowing that the past is never ones perfection but there rival. He is of tall height, with dark brown, almost ruffled, hair and eyes of a burned dark oak. He is of a simple tan and his smile, his quirky, off smile, can bring few girls but myself into a faze known as "star struck". Only the luckiest of girls are attracted to him and the same opposing to him. He found interest in one not knowing of them or what they are and yet only shows the truth to them even in the toughest times. I, myself, happened to be that one that experienced the great wonders of the self-conscious, ruthless, tough, out-going, loving, I believe attractive, kind, Jordan.

Is that thee "Jordan" you so forth speak of?

by OnlyTheTruthPoessesGreatBeauty December 2, 2018

Jordan

An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.

He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.

by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019

Jordan

A girl who can give you the boner affect with just a whisper.

*whispers* jordan is giving me the you know what affect

by Earlungess March 12, 2015