Jonah

Mostly called sufficiently lubricated

Did you get sufficiently lubricated with your sister last night Jonah?

by Bibitybobityoffmyproperty June 8, 2022

Jonah

A simp with anger issues that tries to guilt trip lots of people

Did you hear that she broke up with Jonah.

by Bootilicious baddie 69 June 9, 2022

Jonah

Jonah's are extremely smart and confident along with being a great friend. Jonah's are rare and have a great personality, they also do their best to be a friend and are likely to be very strong.

Did you see JONAH today, he was answering questions in a second.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.

by Super smart WAP eater July 31, 2022

Jonah’s dad

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.

Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”

by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022

Jonah

Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.

"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"

by because yes September 1, 2022

JONAH

BALD MAN

''He's such a Jonah man!''

by jkflsgh October 27, 2022

Jonah

Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.

A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.

by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023