Jonah Ranz

Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly Halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow colleagues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vicinity crazily.

yoooo Jonah Ranz whats up! or YOOOO JON RANCH

by user 294850292 June 12, 2021

Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
Yearly Nazi Riots Near berlin

"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"

by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear

When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”

by Stillrisky August 12, 2022

Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.

Jonah is a weird guy

by jamison979 May 4, 2022

Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022