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Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.
Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019
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Fill her with gravy and join the navy

Guy 1: After I take Susan home, I'm going to fill her with gravy and join the navy!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I'm going to hit it and quit it.
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, nice!
by bitthday December 18, 2019
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Jinx

Jinx is a term used by the weak minded who create a self fulfilling prophecy for their own downfall.
Person A: "I can't tell you my plans I don't want to jinx it."

Person B: "All that means is that you have no real faith in your plans and are going to fail."
by Truth_Master September 26, 2013
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Joinism

1) The act of taking part in a group, social activity, or movement without understanding the goals/purpose of said organization, usually for attention or sense of belonging. 2) Deviously joining a group, social activity, or movement for purposes other than what is known.
1) Katie, who joined the sorority because all her friends were doing so, is the perfect example of joinism.

2) Joinism made him take the life drawing class; he wasn't good at art like he told his girlfriend, he just wanted to see the naked model.
by PDNAGDC April 3, 2007
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jinx burp

When 2 or more people burp at the same time.
Me and my friend jinx burped and it scared my cat.
by magicliterati August 26, 2012
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joint account

A point in a relationship in which the man no longer holds his own balls sack, the woman is dominant, the male has been unfaithful and or a "cheating bastard" which in conclusion results in one singular account on so I media accounts, facebook,instagram,twitter, ECT.
Ryan cheated on Morgan again.
How do you know? Because they created a joint facebook account. Oh man.. RIP to ryans balls.. joint account the loss of a mans balls.
by BMS world star September 13, 2016
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jinxy jew

Someone who partakes in the vigorous actions of finding jinx (from arcane) sexually attractive and also has a potent smell from not showering.
Whoa, you look like a jinxy jew. Have you watched arcane?
by joeanddash1016 July 3, 2022
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