Jesus

Not real

Did that Santa is Jesus

by TheThingSBJJ November 11, 2020

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Jesus

A fine ass guy who is loyal,handsome,that smokes weed 24/7 and that stays having money to buy all the weed he wants

I want me a jesus

by Carlos vegas March 14, 2017

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Jesus

A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again

Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt

by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020

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Jesus

The real-life equivalent of Shrek

Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”

by Ey-B0ss December 1, 2019

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Jesus

A man that hates gay men

Jesus He hates gays

by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017

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A boy who is in high school that is amazing,caring, smart, cheerful. He has respect for women, never gives up always work hard for the best. He's funny and wants to have fun. He's also a lady's man. Watch out lady Jesus is on his way.

Girl 1:Has any one seen that one boy
Girl2 : oh that's Jesus the cutie.

by Crazy life March 13, 2017

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