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Jessica

someone who will leave you for no reason and take your dog
why did you leave jessica?
by joseycheeselol July 23, 2018
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A Jessica

To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”
by Linguistually_yours January 18, 2021
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Jessica

Some slut who back stabs you and takes your man and is super rude
by Offbrandjello April 27, 2019
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Jessica

A Jessica Is Very Shy And Quite. She is quite careless to her friends and has feels pretty much no emotions. A Jessica is usually the type of girl who loves huge glasses and likes wearing urban clothes -it’s a clothing style-. She is dangerous though... People don’t knows this because she hides this with her quietness and backstabs her friends with just a simple move. She sometimes stares at something’s for no reason and talk to herself in her head. She has social anxiety and is very honest towards her friends. But be careful! She can get really pissed off and become aggressive!

Jessica is not so innocent as what you seem..
'no example of Jessica'
by Chinese_goose45 July 28, 2019
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Jessica

This girl was staunching me yesterday. She is such a Jessica
by yagai June 12, 2019
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Jessica

She is the most amazing beautiful person alive. At first she can be shy but she’s amazing whoever she loves is the luckiest person alive. Jessica is one of a kind and if you get her don’t lose her. She usually dresses in black but has an amazing sense of style and loves to cuddle. If you date a Jessica be grateful
Dude 1:Woah dude look he’s dating a Jessica

Dude 2:Woah he’s so lucky Jessica’s really pretty
by Hello I’m here March 14, 2020
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Jessica

One of those theater kids who moves to Hollywood to "make it big", but gets scammed out of all her money and is left cold and lonely in the alley wearing drapes she found in the trash.
Stephanie: Oh. My. God. Martha is like SUCH a Jessica right now like I can't even! *fans self with stack of hundred dollar bills*
by The HiveMind October 15, 2017
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