Jerding

To have all your friend groups think you are a child predator for different reasons.

Jarad: All my friend groups keep making these pedo jokes! What did I do?
Jerry: It is just Jerding bro.
Jarad: But I didn't do anything!

by Tryyo April 24, 2020

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

circle jerking

When two or more guys jerk off on a cracker and the last one to come must eat it.

The footbal team had a circle jerking contest as initiation.

by Bella September 21, 2003

Jarring

Someone who is annoying

Dan's favourite word is jarring, He overuses it

by Olvsy January 22, 2021

Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.

Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.

by Harry Niss October 24, 2011

Jerriel

A whiteboy who thinks he's black because he got like 2 black friends. Loves saying nigga out of place. Is very short with an even shorter dick. While also having 0 rizz and pulling no bitches.

Keisha: Wow, He so ugly I would never get with him.
India: Who? Jerriel yeah he has no game

by Cap_sosa May 14, 2022

Inward Jerking

The girl equivalent of jacking off.

Man 1: Hey dude, last night I watched your mom jack off

Man 2: Fuck man, no you didnt. And besides girls go in. Its fucking inward jerking you lazy cum stain.

by Big deliver October 28, 2009