The byproduct of a masturbation session where your ejaculate flies from your penis with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. The accumulated ejaculate can be compounded over time to form something similar to a Sploogy (an Emmy made of pure cum) or an Oskeet (an Oscar make of oxidized spunk).
Girlfriend: "Aww, that's cute. What's that award on that shelf!"
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
by Leroy Actionslax November 23, 2015
Get the Shelf Jelly mug.The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
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She gobbled up my ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Get the Ball Jelly mug.The act of sucking paint into your ass and squirting it out on to a canvas for the sole reason of creating an abstract peice of art.
Bro 1: woah bro these are some nice paintings how did you do them?
Bro2: I did the abstract jellyfish
Bro1: woah do you have some paint for my ass too?
Bro2: hell ya
Bro2: I did the abstract jellyfish
Bro1: woah do you have some paint for my ass too?
Bro2: hell ya
by Inaimif October 15, 2019
Get the abstract jellyfish mug.Herbal Jelly is a black coloured slightly bitter form of jelly, made of all natural ingredients. A chinese form of food, it is tasty to some, but others find it too bitter. Honestly to me, it isn't that bad, actually pretty good! Herbal Jelly is said to be a cold food, so eat it in the summer when you need to cool down.
It's found in (usually) chinese stores in forms of a drink, just jelly, and more.
It's found in (usually) chinese stores in forms of a drink, just jelly, and more.
'Hey mom, it's really hot. Can you buy some herbal jelly at the store?'
'I LOOOOVE herbal jelly! Try some!'
'I LOOOOVE herbal jelly! Try some!'
by herbal supplyment June 20, 2020
Get the Herbal Jelly mug.In the bibles old testament, it is theorized that on 23rd of march a horrible disaster will strike earth, as sinners will suddenly discover their fathers gone. The oceans will be filled with lean, and sky will become dark purple.
by Oto_ March 21, 2022
Get the National Jellybean day mug."Hey check out that girl over there with the big butt."
"Yeah, she's got a lot of jelly on that toast."
"Yeah, she's got a lot of jelly on that toast."
by chanito August 19, 2013
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