crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 23, 2019

alabama jamma

When a man and woman have sex in the back of a pickup truck.

Man 1: How did your date go last night?
Man2: It was goood. I gave her some of that Alabama Jamma and now she won’t stop calling my phone.

by suck_my_strap December 17, 2021

Cackie Jambo

A professional at dog mimicry with all the potential pitfalls that entails: tripping over her own leash, overstuffing herself on Kibbles and bits, and getting her head rolled up in car windows.

If you weren’t such a Cackie Jambo, maybe you wouldn’t have gotten your head stuck in the toilet seat when you were drinking from the bowl!

by iwearclogswithsocks March 3, 2022

Moe Jamma

The absolute opposite of joe mamma who watches you sleep.

Me- do you know Moe?
Helpless idiot- who is Moe?
Me- MOE JAMMA GOTTEEM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by LordEomerTheGreat April 20, 2022

Cayden Jammer Hammer

He is the nicest person you will ever meet.He is also the greatest baseball player ever. He is a cool kid on top. Suffers from midgetissm. His balls sag on the floor. When he goes to the beach he leaves a trail. he may not be tall but it translates somewhere else. And is the shortest person you'll ever meet. He is terrible at basketball but mostly defence. He has 20 girlfriends in different states.

Hey have you seen Cayden Jammer Hammer anywhere?

by Hammer84 September 23, 2022

Fake Jammer

When someone lies about smoking a fat blunt and pretends to be high

Averi: I just hit a jam

Miles: You are a fake jammer

by twarzex January 15, 2023

Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.

Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!

by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023