James

James is the name of a bum that sits around his house and plays on his PlayStation. He has a short temper that makes him unpopular with the woman. He often rambles on about subjects that no one cares about. Like his vidio games.

Girl1:God that guys such a James
Girl2:Ya "GET OFF YOUR ASS YOU UGLY BUM, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FORTINE SCORE!"

by The urban god69 November 20, 2018

James

James is a funny Chinese kid who loves dinosaurs, is afraid of horror movies and rollercoasters, and never pays attention in AlphaStar. He is slow at doing homework and sometimes screws up chemistry tests. But one thing he will never screw up is the USAPHO, because James is about to be in of Physics Camp this year. However, James is unfortunately not available to help anyone in physics, he is a busy person and unfortunately already has a student, April. So sorry guys, you can’t steal James even if you wanted to!

“Bro did you get a James yet?”
“No I haven’t.”
“Bruh how can you live without a James??”

by kuromi417 October 15, 2022

James

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If you ever meet a james beware of the sonic laugh he has. Cool glasses. Mega cutsie <3. Bowl cut on fleeek. nice eyebrows

“wow he’s such a cool guy, must be a james”

by BreadChompr October 19, 2020

James

Is absolutely terrible at Call of Duty

hI Im jAmEs iM tErRiBlE aT cAlL oF DuTy!1/!

by An alpha chad Brady November 4, 2020

James

A 15-year-old who watches history videos on youtube all the time.

Person A: Is that James over there
Person B: Yes it is and he's watching history videos

by Beaconed March 16, 2020

James

That sexy hot guy in your classroom, work or neighbourhood he has a great style and the girls are always on him he likes to play soccer and and somewhat good at basketball he usually likes to wear adidas and Stan smiths he is also really smart. Be careful with James his a great person if you lose him you’ll lose a great friend

Oh Have you seen James yeah his sexy

by Yourstreethomeboy February 20, 2020

James

James, a type of guy who would give you head on the daily basis. He would love and cuddle you until your eyes pop out. One of the best guys out there.

Yk james? Yeah I love that guy

by rainingtocasdd25849 March 8, 2022