in jail check twitter

"___ is in jail check Twitter" is a commonly spammed message mainly on platforms like Twitch. It states that a popular member of a community is in jail and that the news was first broke on Twitter. It is a parody both of how online community figureheads lives are broadcast to the world on social media platforms and how a majority of people today get all their news from places like Twitter instead of reputable sources.

Mango is in jail check Twitter.

in jail check twitter by SearianPaint April 20, 2022

Get out of jail free card

Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences

Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!

Get out of jail free card by Khemestry March 31, 2020

kik jail 

That 24hr period when you first join a group chat on kik and you can't post pictures or videos

Dammit I tried sending a picture but I'm still in kik jail...I have 3 hours left

kik jail by Be_ee May 19, 2018

13 year jail sentence 

school

4-year olds better get ready for their 13 year jail sentence.

13 year jail sentence by xdarkvEnom October 16, 2013

Twitter Jail 

Twitter Jail is no tweeting if you've reached the limit of 100 tweets per hour/1000 per day.

You can access your page, you may not post publicly for a specific period of time. Anything from half an hour to a few hours.

Im stuck in Twitter Jail now i have to find something else to occupy my time, Checking myspace messages, online bloggs, Facebook , Socializing, Working, Chores, Taking care of your children, Cooking,

Twitter Jail by Mizzsugahips August 28, 2009

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread 

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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 19, 2021

sex jail 

When you're cut off from having sex, whether from your partner, or from any other reason.

"Your brother just moved into the apartment next to me, so our secret fucking is over - I'm in sex jail".

sex jail by swhite December 14, 2011