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Grade-D Jackassery

Grade-D Jackassery is Jackassery at any-level of Jackassery, while really referring to the "D", or, "Dick", and is a reference to the sexual theme of a form of Jackassery.

Grade-D Jackassery is, in essence, responding in giving your opinion of something or someone by choosing to say option "d" - all of the above, and while simultaneously saying something was kinky, or otherwise sexually themed humor.
dude 1 "Dude remember how Fred's ex girlfriend that cheated on him was all up on my jock at that party last night?"
dude 2 "Yeah she's one slatternly chick. What did you say to her anyway, she looked PISSED when she left!"
dude 1} "Hahahah, she said she thought there was something between us. I told her 'Well you THOT WRONG!' LOL."
dude 2 "Dude no way that's straight up some Grade-D Jackassery right there!"

dude 1 "Dude, guilty as charged brotha, sings in Bob-Marley tone ~I shot the sheriff ~ but I did not fux with that beezy!"
dude 2 "Teacher be like- 'Well, you got straight D's all year long.... You PASS with HONORS son!' -Hahahahhaah!"
by Biggie Dawg March 24, 2023
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Jackass

Some guy who goes out stealing peoples Donkeys and or Horses
You: I wish those mexicans would quit nicking my stuff
Mate: What did they take this time?
You: My Horse
Mate: wow I didn't know u were a pimp! Can u hook me up?
You: no man, i said horse
Mate* disappointed*: Oh. What Jackasses
by koonm@n July 23, 2010
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jackassbian

A person who is both a jackass and a lesbian.
Hey, you're a jackassbian!
by riddlebags December 26, 2010
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Jackasssary

Nonsense created by businesses to make life more difficult without providing a real benefit.
Carding someone for buying spray paint is total jackasssary.
by SunnycKitty November 13, 2015
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Jackass

Someone who is not necessarily mean or stupid but very self centered, to a point where they greatly lack common sense and butt heads with others.
Jack: Did you see how Kaleb took the car just so he could go drink

Adam: What a jackass!
by Keep On Truckin' Peepz March 10, 2016
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jackass

A drunk person that wont shut up, talking to someone more sober that is not into the conversation.
That jackass wont stop talking to me.
by slamher May 2, 2016
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Jackassassasinate

(verb) - to kill someone who is famous but is such an A-Hole that they do not deserve to be "assasinated" but merely "murdered".
Dang, Donald Trump is such an A-Hole, someone should jackassassasinate him.
by jakspigot November 10, 2016
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