A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.
I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.
When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.
Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!
When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.
Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!
by mydickisgreen December 07, 2011
a girl or a man whose ass as been ravaged again and again and again
the asshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it
the asshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it
A: Dude, man ! what's wrong with you today?
B: I've fucking been cave-assed last night, can't walk properly anymore.
Look at that cave-ass, only Marvin didn't get to ride her!
B: I've fucking been cave-assed last night, can't walk properly anymore.
Look at that cave-ass, only Marvin didn't get to ride her!
by carakoker July 23, 2009
by MikeD25 November 30, 2005
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by buffybean November 22, 2012
1. The cavern created by a grossly obese man's overhanging stomach flab and thigh, surrounding his shrunken, enveloped penis, and any pubic hair.
2. A small overhanging flap of belly fat covering a man's pud.
2. A small overhanging flap of belly fat covering a man's pud.
by KoZmO bitch January 06, 2009