Keg taint

The part of the keg that doesn't do the beer justice and gives a funky after taste.

I hate the taste of keg taint.

by Conjoband November 07, 2012

taint tater

Term for a small grundle, taint, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, nacha, bonch...

Steve's taint tater was smelly from the many schuster slaps he preformed...

by jbaas14 December 31, 2006

taint toaster

A car seat with a warming feature.

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 25, 2018

Skanky Taint

When a person usually a woman doesn't quite wipe all of the shit from her ass crack so that it builds up juices through out the day

Brandon: Man you sure had fun at the club last night how was that fat chick you brought home?

Dustin: Dude I got her back to my place and once I Got them drawers off I realized she had the worst case of SKANKY TAINT I have ever seen.

Brandon: You still hit it didnt you?

Dustin: YEP...

by Burnt Pudding April 07, 2009

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS June 01, 2011

Ding Taint

Compound word that combines ding ding and taint. Used when injured in the mid-section prior to knowing the precise location of the injury. The word is usually used spontaneously in the moment of a mid-section injury.

I tried to straddle jump the pole in the parking lot...ouch I just hit my ding taint.

by Giants fan July 05, 2020

Taintier taint

When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.

"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."

by Destroyer D January 13, 2022