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The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.
"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"
by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021
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matrixization

matrixization means society inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism, which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.
the matrixization of society is well and truly underway.
by nigerianwut December 23, 2022
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Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.
He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.
by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025
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The Matrix Resurrections

Ok, have I defended this yet? I don't think I've defend this yet so here:
Hym "The Matrix Resurrections isn't as bad as people say it is. Neil Patrick Harris' monologue was chilling. Trinity getting some of Neo's powers totally made sense because after she dies what do you think they would have to use to reconstruction her? NEO! That's why half of his powers got transferred to Trinity! What would they rebuild her with OTHER THAN the only other organic material around!? That's why they get stronger when theyvare closer together! They are two halves of 'The One' powers. Robot social hierarchy leaves the door open for more movies. There was nothing overtly wrong with that movie. You motherfuckers don't know how to enjoy things."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
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Matrix HolyHand Cult

THIS IS THE BEST CULT EVER. JOIN DRIPCRAFT MINECRAFT SERVER TO BE IN HOLY HAND CULT.
Onichans Cult is so good. It can be soo holy. This must be the Matrix HolyHand Cult
by MatrixHand🤩 March 29, 2021
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Matrix Minded

Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.
Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.”

“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
by Jplz June 16, 2023
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