human pocket 

Slang for vagina, when used for storage.

Helen pulled a gun out of her human pocket, surprising her attackers.

human pocket by hayeshenderson August 14, 2012

Human Lampshade 

The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,

"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"

"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"

Human Lampshade by BigApplez June 16, 2015

Human Oreo 

It's basically a white person in between 2 black people

Yo I was walking down the street and I saw a person taking a picture of a Human Oreo.

Human Oreo by AlrightFam June 24, 2016

human pikachu 

Denki Kaminari from class 1A. Originates from the anime BNHA. Has same quirk as Pikachu from Pokèmon.

Bakugou: Darn Human Pikachu! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

human pikachu by AsunaTododeku January 27, 2020

Human suffering 

The result of amogus and the limitations of the primitive human mind

Mentally ill Amogus person A: When imposter is… amogus amogus amogus
Person trying to hold on to their sanity: Make it end make the suffering stop please god no. The amogus human suffering will never end I guess. The only true way to defeat it is to become one with the amogus the very thing I hate.

Human suffering by Iwannadiepleaseendthesuffering May 9, 2021

the design is very human 

Misspelling of “the design is very humane”. Comes from the Chinese TikToker @humg….0 (formerly @hmg….4) known for making *very* inhumane, unnecessarily cruel inventions that lead to the mutilation and destruction of mannequins. The tagline is used in every video. When used as slang, it is a response to overly complex concepts/contraptions

Here is a contraption I made to prevent snoring. The design is very human.
*cue video of mannequin getting decapitated*

the design is very human by Rhythm Heaven March 5, 2023

Human Tea Kettle 

When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!

" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy

"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.

"But we don't have any."-Remy

"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.

Human Tea Kettle by Don Juan Ribero October 20, 2016