hillbilly face lift

When you manipulate the bent broken pieces of your smashed up ride back to there original form.

"Hey Jimbob i thought you got into an accident?" " I did but i gave my truck a Hillbilly Face lift. Now you can't even tell."

by Hick Doc January 7, 2017

Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week and you punch a girl in the face and knockout her teeth. Then shit on her.

Baby I would like to take you home and give you a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

Hillbilly Juicy milk

when you take hillbilly chocolate milk and add fruit juice to it

Hey can I have so Hillbilly Juicy milk

by FoxHart221 March 9, 2022

Hillbilly sister sticker

Foreplay act ; see Kentucky plug for full definition

“Hey paw, you should see what marybeth and me invented, we call it the hillbilly sister sticker”

by Tainted Sasquatch May 20, 2021

Hillbilly Skoo-Skoo

The act of Redneck or hillbilly semen being released.
It usually takes place when getting down and dirty with your redneck lover.

Jane: Nice swollen eye Sarah did you get punched by a gorilla?
Sarah: No, last night fuckin Billy Ray Hillbilly Skoo-skoo'ed in my eye!
Jane: haha..... ah skeet skeet.

by crazychels3skeet April 12, 2010

Hillbilly Pine Tree

When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you

Man after work i got me a hillbilly pine tree

by javier montanyze June 30, 2011

Hillbilly Hand Fishin

You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.

I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.

by Weinerstinkman syphollusaur September 14, 2011