Torny Heen: a teenager so horny his balls switched just like how the letters in honey tern switched.
Person1:”Man I hate being a teenager I’m just horny all the time and it hurts!”
Person2:” Well maybe if you didn’t put your right testicle in place of your left testicle and your left testicle in place of your right testicle you wouldn’t end up a Torny Heen.”
Person2:” Well maybe if you didn’t put your right testicle in place of your left testicle and your left testicle in place of your right testicle you wouldn’t end up a Torny Heen.”
by ThatTrollDownstairs June 12, 2022
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don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
Thomas M. : goddamn, that technocratically hedonistic futurist next door irks the shit out of me, what a little bitch.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.
by MartianSupremacist August 20, 2024
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Use free-style Sovereign Hedonism immediately. Like we taught you, you retard... ...and stop being such a needy brain damaged rent boy, like you learned to be from your dad.
by The Kretin April 6, 2025
Get the Sovereign Hedonism mug.Jihyeong likes em younger and his fan club continues to grow. Men and women alike try and stalk him to get his socials. Usually Jihyeongs are pretty nerdy but they also play sports. Jihyeong enjoys eating more than anything and will tackle a sandwich in one bite. They’re usually pretty peaceful but occasionally will get shanked by Isabellas. They are very cool people because they get hit on by men. They have a 10/10 face card but the dorkiest personality of all time. The biggest back, will always try to get the last slice of pizza. Good friend tho.
Fan club member: “Oh my gosh have you seen Ji hyeong?”
Other fan club member: “Yeah! I heard he likes 7th graders.”
Other fan club member: “Yeah! I heard he likes 7th graders.”
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Channel 4 news headline: Shotglass O'heron is the headline of today's news and is in bars once again in a disguise as batman. If you see anyone in a batman suit, Shotglass was last seen last at the House of Blues downtown. It is said that he is going in order of steets."
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Get the be a heron mug.The sarcastic and hot main character in tomb raider king. He could step on you and you would thank him. Calls his underlings slaves.
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