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Headlock

Headlock (noun) — cannabis-specific

Definition: A cannabis-induced state where the mind remains clear and aware, but the head experiences intense physical discomfort or fatigue, typically occurring right before greening out.

Justification: “Headlock deserves its own word because it names a common cannabis experience where mental clarity remains intact while physical distress sets in, a state that existing terms like ‘high’ or ‘greening out’ fail to distinguish.”
“No, I’m not confused, it's just that my head just feels tight and heavy. This is that headlock feeling.”
"Smoking that last joint nearly put me in headlock, but I'm fine now."
“Once the edible kicked in, everything went kind of grey, and I slipped into a headlock. Thankfully, I didn’t green out.”
by GoldenBear1715 January 29, 2026
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Headwobblescenariooverload

When you overthink situations in your own head
She's having a headwobblescenariooverload
by Postiekelly October 4, 2025
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houdini headlock

The Houdini headlock is when your balls deep into a chick and at the last second before u bust a nut you choke her in a headlock and put your dick in her nose and cut all over yelling "HOUDINI" afterwords the cum comes spilling out of the mouth
by Slapurmum_m8 March 23, 2016
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Large Hadron Collider

The worlds largest particle accelerator located in Switzerland that collides subatomic particles at almost the speed of light, with the goal of re-creating the conditions of the big bang.
The large hadron collider is rumored to cause blackholes that will end the world be conspiracy theorists.
by variablev October 11, 2016
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Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.
Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?
by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018
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DUTTY HEADTOP

The action of crunching someone so hard their head cracks,
Ex. “Yo fam Alec was touching your girls ass
“We’re gonna go give him a dutty headtop now”
by HEADTOP gurxer September 25, 2018
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Russian headlock

When a male gets naked & immediately puts you in a full Nelson
Shut up lil bro before I put you in the Russian headlock
by KINGVONFRMDAO August 15, 2022
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