Hamotional

When you are so hungry that you aren't hungry, but you're upset and emotional

"Hey, are you alright?"
"Yeah, I guess.."
"You seem crabby"
"Nope, just haven't eaten yet"
"Ahhh, so you're definitely hamotional"

by Thisjustmakessense June 7, 2022

hamour

The act of doing something to the extreme with absolute love ... past tense hamoured

1) Love me hard baby, I wanna be harmoured til I can't walk straight

2) Bruh she absolutely harmoured my dick last night

3) look at them hamour out those reps, the fucking love it.

by Redhorseman June 25, 2022

Hamorrhoid

A ham operator that forces their opinion on non hams that to even listen on the ham bands, a license is required, no matter what country of origin- including Canada.

As licensed Hamorrhoid "You need a ham licence to use a Baofeng",

by T357A December 24, 2022

Halmout

A person not properly hearing a specific word during a conversation and deciding to come up with a word convinced that it was the word said to him

Johnny kept being a halmout throughout his conversation with Jennifer

by Penguin on the move January 30, 2023

nut hammok

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.

My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.

by Ken Hubbard December 12, 2008

Scandinavian Hammock

The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.

"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."

by Cheebles August 7, 2013

Bologna Hammock

Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.

Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.

by Gary Ortego May 8, 2014