shit can happen

A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off

-you will get shot if your not careful

shit can happen. shit being gun play.

if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen

by Fishyscrubz March 27, 2009

I hate it when that happens

The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.

Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.

by Matt G June 7, 2004

pics or it didn't happen

What 12 year old horny boys say when they want a picture of a hot girl

Person 1: me and my sis got in this huge vodka spitting contest, her shirt was so fucking soaked you could see her boobs

12 year old: pics or it didn't happen

by just a random british girl October 13, 2016

whats happening

When your confused and dont no whats going on you say this.Tommo usally uses this cause he is always confusede and doesnt no whats going on.

Ben:Fuhkn oi bra cumom what the fuck you doing.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.

by Darren Thomson May 4, 2005

shit happens

A phrase that was originally created in the movie "Gump". Oddly enough, it can be modified to represent almost every religion and religional sect's main message.

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.

Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?

Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.

Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.

7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.

Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.

Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?

Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.

Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.

Paganism: Each shit has its own name.

Atheism: Bullshit!

by supergub August 8, 2009

shit happens

Jehovah's Witness view of Shit Happens: "Shit has been prophesied and is imminent! Only the righteous shall survive it happening!"

Gaze thine sallow orbs upon the definition inscribed above, young acolyte, and observe how the Striped Erzulie can turn "see above" into more than 20 words through the wonders of bullshit.

by The Striped Erzulie September 20, 2005

Happenstance

Some thing that happens I.e event/plan

That happenstance was unusal

by Patrick Awexome July 21, 2006