So wah happened

More words to read please

So wah happened now. Is urban DICK sleepy?

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 16, 2020

That never happened

A phrase used After being caught out cheating on an exam. Caught Red handed cheating but you continue to deny it to the point of believing your own lies.

The headmaster of my old college caught me out but I just told him that never happened. He won't believe my lies but I dont have the guts to admit the truth. Does that make me a weasel? Who cares im not even sorry.

by Kempt September 17, 2020

Shit it Happen

The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.

Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”

Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”

by MagicGarbageCan October 22, 2020

Which never happens

Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.

Gretchen says I got way too drunk last night which never happens

by Dwilliams66 October 18, 2020

Hack Happens

When your email or other cyber communications are compromised.

It's an updated version of shit happens.

Dude: My email was hacked yesterday
Buddy: Hack happens man

by 1ezlife July 11, 2011

The Oni Happened

When you are fighting someone in Rogue Lineage and then multiple Onis appear out of thin air and end you.

How did you wipe "the oni happened man"

by King Melons June 27, 2023

The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...

Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023