Guadalupe

when you find out you are mexican

i am a guadalupe .shit

by miss29 January 18, 2016

guada

n.

1. A hurting kid that comes to visit you at college, but just sits in the corner the whole time and ruins the weekend.

2. The kid that is somehow in your group of friends, that is a really poor athlete and only gets invited to events out of pure desperation.

Who invited this kid, he's a total guada?

by pornogil May 22, 2010

Guadalupified

The condition of having had sex with a dirty Mexican.

After Playing Yu-gi-oh, Ashley was severely Guadalupified.

by Brian Varvaro May 10, 2005

Pockets Guacamole

When somebody reaches in their pocket and they find that a candy bar has melted and their pocket has become sticky and filled with goop. Similar in consistency to guacamole.

Put your hands on my tummy, Pockets Guacamole

by BannanaSammitch May 16, 2011

guacamole shower

a rare phenomenon caused by the unrestricted spillage of guacamole dip. often caused by an exploding guacagrenade, the guacamole shower leaves everything in its path stained an avocado green, at least until the next rainstorm.

as lisa tried to pick up the serving bowl of guacamole dip, it slipped from her greasy hands and crashed to the table, strewing green stuff everywhere. "nice guacamole shower, lisa," tammi yelled, "i hope it rains soon, or at least before mom and dad get back from cancun."

by earpuller July 16, 2006

guacamole dick

ones dick who smells of guacamole

Girl, how you gonna fuck that dude with his ol guacamole dick

by Big Arlem October 3, 2004

Guacaholie

The act of storing a delicious guacamole spread around the anus hole for the day's duration only to be followed by one's partner/partners eating/sucking/slurping this delicious guacaholie from the forbidden area. ;)

Bring the chips and margaritas baby, because tonight we're having a guacaholie party! I'll invite our kinky friends.

by gahlee! May 12, 2011