grangy

Group orgy consisting of woman whom can get the senior discount at IHOP.

Delarosa! I got crabs from Craig's grandma in a grangy at the grand jaw ballroom. They were hooking up hummers with gummers.

by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010

Granny P

One of the more obscure messages of the Love Hearts candy, alongside 'True Lips'.
Granny P is the love heart you give to the person you dont actually want to give a love heart to but they keep pestering you for a piece of candy so you give them one.

Jake: Dude, Jenna looks well upset, what did you say?
Luke: Nothing, she kept bothering me for a love heart so I gave her the Granny P one.
Jake: Harsh!
Luke: It's what they were made for!

by Brinkmann February 21, 2010

Ur Granny tranny

The only reasonable response to the infamous comeback of "Ur Dad lesbian"

Vindaloo: Ur mum gay
Sgt. Rat: Ur dad lesbian
Vindaloo: Ur Granny tranny
Sgt. Rat: *Head explodes*

by Vindaloo Boi March 10, 2018

Granny pants

In the UK, granny pants are particularly large women's underwear.
These are the sort of knickers that are featured in Bridget Jones' Diary.

"I ran out of thongs so I had to wear my granny pants today."

"It was so embarrassing. My trousers fell down and the whole world was staring at my granny pants."

by EverybodyLovesABritishGirl May 23, 2008

Mexican Grannydog

The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.

Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.

by Swish Kimmel Bounce October 26, 2010

Granny Bomb

A 'bomb' that has exploded, and lets out lots of old people.

Originated from a person who drew an old person, with a feather in her hair...
The feather turned out to look like a bomb.
A granny, with a bomb = Granny Bomb
Simple.

Jaz: Come on! Lets get on that yellow and blue bus, we're late.
Kajol:Ok quick its going to go...
Alex: EW NO !!!! That's had a granny bomb on it.

by QuackQuackMeow May 18, 2009

granny nanny

One who has the care of an elderly family member.

A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.

by M. Spangenberg January 13, 2008