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A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon
"Dude, did you see Joe's massive gordon in class today?"
"Dawg, that was a fat cock!"
by dankogkush November 24, 2014
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Rash Gordon

Rash Gordon: When you are walking for a long period of time while haveing you're thighs rubbing together causing sweat dirt and friction to make a very annoying rash that makes you want to stop and let it dry
this mornig I had to walk a mile in the sun to work half way there I met Rash Gordon.
by Ajuntapall October 7, 2008
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Charlotte High School Punta Gorda,Florida

Ahh Charlotte High school,The definiton of a corrupt school.
Sure,Some people might think its a great school.But 90% of the students will say they hate it.This school revolves around sports.When the hurricane hit punta gorda,the first thing charlotte high decided to do is rebulid the gym and football stadium.Get the point?Hell,half the teachers are coaches.And theres so many cliques you can't count.
You have your typical snobby girls who think their hot shit when in reality there going absolutley nowhere in life.Then theres the rednecks,all they do is chew tobacco which i guess the staff could give a shit about.Even though it's a tobacco free campus.
And of course whats a high school without jocks,the Jocks basically rule the school,that is if there good,which most of them are not.Not to mention about 75% of the kids at charlotte smoke pot.And if your being picked on,Don't tell a teacher or the "resource officer".they'll just try to scare the bully with a detention or suspend him for two days.So,when i ask someone what they plan to do after the high school, they give me the same answer everytime.Get the fuck out of charlotte county.
-So,you hear about Charlotte High School Punta gorda,florida?
-Yeah,i heard it's the biggest shithole in the world.
by freshmen12344 March 31, 2009
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gordie

The most dangerous, big haired, white kid in town. Usually packing heat, and can be found guzzling Fireball by the gallon.
That kids such a gordie
by Big Guns Gordie Scott March 3, 2005
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Gordon

1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person

2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.
1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.

2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.
by Spaface July 21, 2009
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Gordon Brown

A cunt who hates everyone and everything especially working class people, jobs, successful economies and democracy. Also,a typical inhabitant of scotland.
by laharl420 April 29, 2010
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Gordo

Gordo is the best friend you want to have. He's fluffy, fun & will always make u feel better.

He will tell u the Truth no matter how brutal it may be. He will never judge u or give u an ultimatum, he will be your friend NO MATTER what!

When u call him 4 help help, he will do whatever he can 2 help u out. A Gordo is a true friend 4 life.
I love Gordo, he's my best friend!
by C.M.B IN AZ February 19, 2015
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