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Goose By the Lake

An analogy or metaphor referring to women as golddiggers using geese. A goose will come up to you only if you have bread which it can eat. It will then leave when you run out of bread and go to another person with bread. A golddigger (woman) will go to a man only if he has money. If the man were to have a reversal of fortune (i.e job-loss, ect.) than that woman would leave that man and find another one with money.
Women are like those geese by the lake, they only want you if you have money.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
by 3249230 August 2, 2009
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evil goose

At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.
The innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.
by bewareofevilgeese January 1, 2007
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Fly The Goose

To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.
"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."
by nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004
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triple goose

Puffy jacket that is worn by mostly ghetto blacks because they could hide guns and stolen loot in it without being detected..
'Niggas wasn't shit without a triple goose or a dokey rope.' Cellski
by gangstah Dan December 11, 2013
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good goose

A woman who gets all the men. A good goose gets the gander.
She's a good goose. She gives good beak.
by Kylo12 June 6, 2016
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groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick
Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose
by gooser94 January 11, 2014
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Goose guts

Thick, chunky splooge resulting from several days to a week of not ejaculating.
Gina was surprised when I coated her face with goose guts.

Johnnys girlfriend just got off her period, so she will be getting the goose guts tonight.

Loosing a stream of goose guts feels great!
by The Sloan Ranger May 16, 2017
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