Goof

A Canadian Prison term for an individuals that unwillingly has their teeth removed by means of punches to the face as to unsure biting down is impossible when a penis is forcefully inserted into said mouth.

Why is Michael toothless, asked Dave? To which Adam responded "oh, that's because last week Johnny & his prison gang made him their goof because he is a check off.

by Ethically-Unethical. August 3, 2022

goof

To ejaculate, also the nickname of a brother in a certain fraternity.

1. Dude, I just saw that bitches cootch, I think I just goofed my pants.

by rl44 November 7, 2007

goof

The presence of modern items in movie time settings where such modern items were supposedly yet to exist, e.g. the presence of Callaway golf balls in the 2024 movie "Snack Shack" that is set in 1991, even though such golf balls didn't exist until 2000

I was watching 'Snack Shack', and I spotted a pack of Callaway golf balls in the background. Major goof alert! Those balls didn't even exist in 1991!

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.

Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.

by apollem September 14, 2023

goof

matt Eyd.

in math class matt gives the wrong answer to an easy question and embarrasses him self, so i would say your a goof

by mr. clows October 21, 2010

goof style

The act of having hot sweaty sex with a complete stranger,spitting in their butthole,have them squirt it back into your mouth,and attempt to make the iconic goofy laugh while touching you violently

Jake-“I’m ganna go so goof style on her later bro”

Kyle-“you dirty freak..”

by Goof master 69 February 24, 2025

Goof neuf

A person that has a hard time comprehending things that others find simple. Also they scream and freak out when anything changes or doesn't go their way. They also have zero social skills

That boy is really freaking out about suck a simple task. He's a real goof neuf.

by Joeblowtheho February 15, 2024