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by da massy man September 10, 2020

Mickey Mouse Goal

A mickey mouse goal is a goal in football that is of the following:

1. Scored against a small team.

2. Tap-in.

3.Penalty.

Oh Look! Penaldo just scored 10 mickey mouse goals against Lithuania Andorra and Luxembourg. Not my Goat!

by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

Glitch Goal

A bullshit goal scored in sports games such as NHL. Once the Glitch Goal strategies are mastered, wins are pretty much guaranteed. Mainly a strategy used by huge and complete pussies.

JC: "Wanna play NHL 12?"
CC: "Fuck that man, you glitch goal like a mother fucker"
JC: "wowwww doooood"

by PiffDaddy February 24, 2012

global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 29, 2005

Global Comfortabling

In the looming face of global warming, not everyone is afraid. Some folks, namely those living in colder regions of the globe, welcome this global warming with open arms. This has lead to global comfortabling being the preferred euphemism in those regions.

I never thought that March could be so nice. Thanks global comfortabling.

by tastycat April 2, 2007

Lacrosse Goalie Swag

Knee high socks
colorful Sweat pants tucked into those knee high socks
Brightly colored head, mesh, and Lazer green shooters
Large arm bands
Brightly colored tape
and brightly colored shoe laces= really pisses the fuck out of attack men and middies

Attack man: "Man look at brandons Lacrosse Goalie Swag!"
Midde: "yea i really want to stab the shit out of him"

by AquaHippo July 6, 2010

Drop Goal

Method of scoring in rugby. Throughout a significant portion of rugby's history it was worth more than tries. However this has been reduced to 3 in Union and 1 in League.

Taken by kicking the ball between the uprights on the bounce after having been dropped.

Since Jonny Wilkinson's proficiency at taking this kind of kick, there have been calls to reduce the value even further in Union.
NOTE: This was not an issue when Jannie de Beer scored 5 against England in the 1999 world cup.

England have started scoring drop goals!!!
That's not fair, the English aren't allowed to win anything.

by JJ May 29, 2004