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IVF goals

A handsome face that a pretty woman would want to IVF with
Howard Kevin Stern is IVF goals
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
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Goal Model

Someone older than you, living their best life unashamedly.
Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!

That woman is my Goal Model!
by Oogaflugen August 8, 2020
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Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”
I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.
by Grumpygills June 3, 2018
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couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val
have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!
by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021
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Goal

A goal is fuking unachievable. Dont waste ur time. Utilise it to masturbate
by Mongoosus69 November 11, 2022
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God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.
Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."
by Keinem November 14, 2021
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couple goals

kay and blair are couple goals
by wisteriiaaa May 4, 2021
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