gruff

When playing Tiger Woods golf and you hit your ball in the grass and the rough.

Damn Vicky, I hit my ball into the gruff!

by Ed Dillon December 28, 2005

gnaffer

A person whose race is not easily identified.

A man who looks of chinese, asian and african origin is a gnaffer.

by taylorino April 6, 2009

Gruff

The small patch of hair lying in between the penis/vagina and the anus. (It can also have a second word added to it to become an insult, seen in fig. 2)

Geoff: I fucked Gemma last night, but man, that gruff was disgusting
Dave: Really?

Geoff: Yeah, dude, I swear it looked like there was breadcrumbs in there

Fig. 2

James: Jeez man, Zack is such a gruff-nugget
Sam: I know right! He literally stole Andy's girlfriend right in front of him!

by ayden mmmmmm October 4, 2015

Gruffalo

Hairy faced beast typically known to send nudes to unsuspecting young girls, he uses his immensely large penis to attract both male and females through popular social media sites through "stories" and other methods, Gruffalo's are rare however one male in every friendship group is said to have one. There is major speculation that there is only one true Gruffalo amongst the men of this planet.

Chrissy: I received a very strange snapchat the other night, i think the guy was a Gruffalo as his penis was very large and intimidating, but surely there is only one Gruffalo....have i found him?

Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo

Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?

by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017

guffy gouche

Just when you're sat down and you fart it goes forward

Oi Ollie did u just let rip a guffy gouche

Yeah ma G I did

Ahhhh Grimm

by Mcgeorgia August 9, 2017

Guffer

A person who is too dazzled by their environment to lead an intentional life. Portmanteau of 'gas' and 'huffer'.

I ventured through the midwestern united states and it was beautiful, though there were a many hickless guffers going nowhere. So sad.

by Jer Jungle February 11, 2018

Gruff

A term used to describe a person, place, thing, activity, or action as uncharacteristically gross, deviant, socially unacceptable or weird.

Wow! Ryan's house is filthy-- look at the piles of gruff everywhere.

Peter has a huge collection of gruff ass stag movies. So big, he could gruff himself for a century!

by Cookie W February 25, 2018