Tory Gimp

The sub-human equivalent of a "Turkey Voting For Christmas".

Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.

by Side order of gammon December 17, 2019

Papal Gimp

When you are in the basement of your friends house but only come out on Sunday.

“John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”

by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021

Page's Gimp

Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.

Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine

Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp

by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013

gimper

A knee from one person targeted at another's leg on the outside above the knee but below the hip.

Dude,that gimper you gave me last night really hurt.

by Donk Man January 17, 2006

gimpish

when something looks disturbing or ugly...

man he looked gimpish

by someone July 27, 2003

ghimp

the coolest person ever.

omg you look like ghimp

by Ghimpy January 16, 2008

Gimp with a limp

A phrase to define, obviously and literally, a gimp (or someone with a lack of sexual prowess) who walks with a limp, insinuating his preference for sexual activity with those of the same sex due to a sore anus.

Whilst walking down the streetand seeing a pathetic excuse for a human - "look at this big gimp with a limp!"

by Diamond Dust September 5, 2008